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Gilgamesh
Allow me to introduce you to Gilgamesh, King of the Sumerian City, Ur (southern Iraq). He ruled from some time between 2800bc – 2500bc, just a 300 year window – no biggie.
In 1849, we rediscovered the Epic of Gilgamesh, in a library that pre-dates the Library of Alexandria, in Northern Iraq. This story is the oldest known piece of literature in human existence. Scholars agree it was a substantial influence on the Iliad and the Odyssey, two poems from Ancient Greece.
Gilgamesh’s rule was so epic that great myths and legends were inspired from his deeds — and to think we didn’t even know who he was until 1849. I wonder what we will keep finding!!!!!
The first signature
Found on the back of a lexical list of 41 titles and professions, starting: Nam Gist Sita (Lord of the Mace), signed by the scribe Gar.Ama.
Göbekli Tepe
Do you think Stonehenge is cool? Would you believe me if I told you that there was something more complex/intricate and 7000 years older? Of course you wouldn’t. Luckily there are a ton of pictures and research from the last 6o years.
Göbekli Tepe, is estimated to have been created in 10,000 BC (12.5k years ago). It is located in Örencik, Şanlıurfa Province, Turkey (southern border). You have got to check this place out, it’s ridiculous:
Google 3 things for me — 1. When was the wheel invented? 2. When was Rope invented? 3. When was the first pulley invented? I’m sorry; are you busy picking up the pieces of your mind? hehe.
Longyou Caves of China
The caves are very large considering their man-made origin: the average floor area of each cave is over a 11,000 sq ft, with heights of up to 98 ft, and the total area covered is in excess of 320,000 sq ft.
No rocks proving evidence of construction have been found near the cave.
For an modern example of working with stone:
Mount Rushmore in South Dakota was started in 1927 and finished in 1941. Even with the use of modern machinery; there is plenty of evidence of where the stones were put after construction (right below the monument).
Be sure to google “Longyou Caves” and look at more pictures. It is unbelievable how massive the structure is.
Think about this when your going to bed tonight =p
Santa Cristina Holy Well
When do you think this was made?
Levitated Mass

Levitated Mass is a 2012 sculpture by Michael Heizer on the campus of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. It consists of a 340-ton boulder affixed above a concrete trench through which visitors may walk.
OK cool — we’re not here for the art though, we’re here for the WEIRD.
Well, I have a purpose here — I want to talk about how this rock got to its new forever home <3.


The rock was loaded onto a 295-foot long, 196-wheeled transporter custom-built by Emmert International. Because of the transporter’s size and needs, the boulder could only be moved at night at a maximum speed of about seven miles per hour. Though the quarry is located less than 60 miles from the LACMA campus, a circuitous 106-mile route traversing 22 cities in 4 counties was taken in order to avoid busier roads or overpasses that could not support the combined weight of the boulder and transporter. To Sum things up: In 2012, a 340 ton boulder was moved from a rock quarry roughly 60 miles away. A 295 foot long transporter with 196 wheels was used with a maximum speed of about seven miles per hour. Awesome. I am just going to leave this here for another conversation……….

…..yeah its 1,000 tons.
Younger Dryas
The Younger Dryas (12,900 to 11,700 years ago) was a return to glacial conditions which temporarily reversed the gradual climatic warming after the Last Glacial Maximum started receding around 20,000 years ago. It is named after the alpine-tundra wildflower Dryas octopetala, which was prevalent at the time.
So here’s the sitch; about 13,000 years ago the last ice age was winding down and the glaciers were receding. The spear hunting Wooley Mammoth business was about to go under but luckily they were allegedly able to cross the Bering Strait which was frozen at the time to North America (woot woot go America). Based on what I learned in school, those glaciers receded and made my home, Long Island, NY, thus concluding the ice age.
Due to advances in science we have found information that shows that 12,900 years ago something suddenly plunged the world back into an ice age but for only 1,200 years. WTF (why the face)
There are 2 hypotheses that the great minds are testing 1. meteor impact or meteor atmospheric explosion 2. A volcano in Germany erupted around the same time that was big enough to cause serious damage — below is a picture of what we call the YDB field (Younger Dryas Boundary) its where we have found evidence of the Younger Dryas Event.
Stele of the Vultures
The Stele of the Vultures is a monument from the Sumerians (2600–2350 BC) in Mesopotamia celebrating a victory of Lagash over its neighbour Umma. It shows various battle and religious scenes and is named after the vultures that can be seen in one of these scenes. This is the oldest known historical record in the World. The stele was originally carved out of a single slab of limestone, but only seven fragments are known today. We found this bad boy in Southern Iraq. In case you were wondering; its double sided!!